Is the cow more expensive or the chicken more expensive?

Teacher: Is the cow more expensive or the chicken more expensive? Xiao Ming quick answer: Chicken expensive! Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Nine cows only a hair, chicken 80 hair. Teacher: Get out! & # 128532; Biology class teacher asked: Wolf and dog after mating called Wolf dog, that tiger and lion? Xiao Ming answered again: call the old lion. Teacher: Get out! & # 128521; Math Teacher: Class, today we are going to review the multiplication tables. Teacher: 37? Xiao Ming: Four concubines! Teacher: Thirty-nine? Xiao Ming: Stomach Tai! Teacher: Five eight? Xiao Ming: In the same city! Teacher: Ninety-nine? Xiao Ming: Duck neck! Teacher: Fuck off! Don’t come tomorrow! Biology class, tiger, 39, lion, good math student… . There’s money in it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Bought a house in Yuyao or Cixi, and then went home every week to see mom and dad, wechat circle of friends posted “the countryside” air is so nice.” Countryside “food is really fresh, today back to the” countryside “to see parents, go to a sun once, really put themselves when the city, or superior? Look really uncomfortable forget the people are not worth mentioning dizzy, such people really pretend forced ah. People buy in Shanghai how to do oh, ha ha a week can go back once is also considered to be a premium suit threatening! The problem is not to go home in a week, but to go to the “countryside” do not know what such people are thinking if Shanghai to buy a house, back here is called “stomp down the country head” It is just every time to see a little inexplicable contempt said very well, in fact, in the eyes of others Yuyao or Cixi or are rural people, what is worth showing off. No matter where you live, you are the same person and you are not inferior. There is nothing to despise, anyway, the world can say, what people have. You bother this today and bother that tomorrow this is your own trouble with yourself, no fun. All caps and pithy! I also hate people say country people, as long as they feel good, where is not a good place. Azionon left green dragon right white tiger ah pretend forced ah ah ah become “city people”! Identity times long, self feel good. Left green dragon to right white tiger a penis in the middle ah! This is also despised? ! The hill-raiser who goes to another hill-raiser is not going to be drowned by your spit…
As the old saying goes, “Stand with poise.” What you may not know is that posture not only affects your appearance but also reveals your personality. Let’s test what kind of person you are! How are you used to standing in the picture above? (Optional) Figure A standing pose B Standing pose C Standing pose D Standing pose E Standing pose Voting result A. Put your hands in your pockets at this moment you are closing your heart or hiding some emotion, immersed in your own world and do not want to communicate with others. B. Feet wide, hands on hips You are energized and eager to get ready for the next big thing. Self-confidence is strong, often with a potential for aggression, suggesting leadership and authority. C. Hands hanging down naturally At this moment you feel relaxed, peaceful and happy, free from the world and eager for everyone to live in peace. Ignore the things that make you unhappy and try to keep yourself as smooth and calm as possible. D. This posture occurs when you cross your hands in front of your chest and talk to others. It is a defensive behavior, which is a subconscious posture of defending against injury and attack. It often occurs when there is a dispute. Don’t want to accept the other person’s attitude, opinions, opinions. E. Like to rely on something else You are very direct and don’t like to hide your thoughts. But you like to take shortcuts, lack independence, and always think that others can do something for you. Do you think it’s correct? I sit like a clock
On January 1, all women are not allowed to wear bras, meaning that there is no bad omen in the New Year; Men also don’t wear pants, indicating that the next year will not suffer. Remember to tell each other! Attention, wives! In the morning, I must resolutely remove my husband’s pants fork, paste a few hundred yuan bills on the buttocks, bite hard, and then face east, put my hands together, and murmur :2017, butts rich! Butt rich! Butt rich! Wearing a bra, Oriental, wife, husband, man 124027 vo44on0s6wbavb8z. JPG download attachment after January 1, all women can’t wear a bra, meaning in the New Year no omen um um um agghh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Cool, my little sister who’s pregnant with her ex-boyfriend’s baby.